Breast Petals….yep, posting about this.

Okay, so I was in Miami with my son and his ‘crew’ driving downtown, awaiting a red light, and vavoom!  Crossing the street comes a braless wonder in a tight cropped tee, and the guys are like wow…wait…wow? Somethings wrong there….what?

The motherly instinct kicked in and I thought it would be in their best interest to educate at the sake of embarrassing anyone.  After three children, nothing phases me.

Breast Petals! They’re like what?  Yep, silicone patches that women place on their breasts so nipples won’t show.  We all decided that because this girls ‘petals’ showed through her tee-shirt, or that they were bad petals, that she would have bounced much better bare breasted under her tight tee.  Very confusing to these guys, lol.

Gals, take a better look in the rearview mirror before you step out because you may have just turned off the man of your dreams.