Gentlemen

Hey guys, when meeting your first date at a venue be sure to be there before her, or at least within minutes of the agreed upon time.  Traffic?  Couldn’t find the other sock?  Mom called?  There is no excuse.  The lady shouldn’t have to wait there by herself, and you never know who she could meet while waiting for your scrumptious buttocks.  Game on!

Married men, be there on time for your wives, this shows you care and is very good foreplay for what’s to come.